K&F Show #54: The Hap Hap Happiest Christmas Vacation Review Ever!
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Need a jolly nuthouse of a movie, full of classic Christmas one-liners? Friend, wait no more. It’s Christmas, and since we already reviewed the Dukes Christmas episode last year (Episode 15) we decided to tackle the best of the best in Christmas hijinks known to man: Christmas Vacation. All you need to know is Ellen Griswold wears that one special blouse, Clark puts 250,000 twinkle lights on the house, and Eddie dumps the RV poop tank into the sewer. You serious, Clark?
K&F Show #53: Duke vs Duke – S3 Episode 13 of the Dukes of Hazzard
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Dukes summary: In the universe there are several truths, but near the top is this one: this is one of the GREATEST episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard, EVER! In this action packed, car flying, testosterone filled episode we find Bo and Luke pitted in a race against each other for the first time ever. Why? Cooter did something dumb and built a race car on credit (i.e. he was highly leveraged) with hopes to flip it for a profit. Then something bad happened, Uncle Jesse made Luke drive it instead against Bo and the General Lee, and hilarity ensues from there. Somehow Boss gets involved to profit from it, Rosco learns about the awesome of nitrous oxide, and the General saves the day by racing backwards. It’s perfect. 10 out of 10 corndogs!
K&F Show #52: We Failed at Buying a ’69 Charger in Only 30 Minutes, Dukes of Hazzard Review: The Legacy – S3 Episode 12
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Dukes Episode: Where to start. This episode is all about having a love life over the age of 60. An old flame of Jesse’s (and Boss’s) comes back to town to find the treasure left to her by her now-deceased husband. The catch? It’s moonshine – a lot of it – and Bo and Luke have to help her collect it and sell it to Boss without getting caught, else they’ll spend the rest of their lives in prison eating nuclear waste. In the grand scheme of things, not loving this episode is a truly first world problem. It’s great. It’s funny. It’s predictable. The General jumps once. Uncle Jesse meets his long lost love, reunites with her and finds true love again, only to have her leave at the end of the show and she’ll never be mentioned again. The best part is that a police car gets literally cut in half, down the middle, like a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
K&F Show #51: Thanksgiving Review: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Those Aren’t Pillows!
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Planes Trains and Automobiles Review: This is the world most perfectly made buddy movie centered on the topic of Thanksgiving, ever. It stars Steve Martin and John Candy and was written, produced, and directed by the 1980’s move genius, John Hughes. Neil Page (Steve Martin) and Del Griffith (John Candy) are two travel companions unwontedly stuck together when their flight from NYC to Chicago is diverted to Wichita, KS. What happens over the next two days will go down in movie lore as the strangest scene involving butt cheeks, 18 f-bombs in a row at a car rental counter, and a 1986 Dodge 600 convertible that catches fire. It’s comedic genius. Happy Thanksgiving!
K&F Show #50: State of the County – S3 Episode 11 of The Dukes of Hazzard – and Welcome Harry’s!
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They say to keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. On the flip side of that, sometimes your enemies just want to kill you if you won’t give them your money. In this episode that’s basically the whole plot. Boss Hogg gets pressured by the supreme dictator from a neighboring county who (like Boss Hogg) is also in complete control of every nefarious business action that happens there. Basically, it’s like the mob. Only they respect the county lines of Georgia for some reason. Anyway, the Bad Guy Boss tries to kill the Good Guy Buss by having his handsome hitman Earl come to Hazzard to blow stuff up until the Good Guy Boss relents. Daisy falls in love with Earl on first site and later flips a car to put him in jail. Then the Oak Ridge Boys play a song. The End.
K&F Show #49: Good Neighbors, Duke – S3 Episode 10 of The Dukes of Hazzard
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Dukes Summary: OK. Here’s the deal. This is a solid enough episode and if Dukes comfort food is what you’re after, it’s aces. The thing is….that’s all it is. They can’t all be a great one like a Jude Emery, a Carnival of Thrills, or a Double Dukes. Even Corndog mailed this one in. Anyway, a father and daughter come to Hazzard in the witness protection program. Bounty hunters are after them thinking they’ll recover some stolen diamonds or something. Then the General Lee jumps and Bo and Luke fake the death of the father and daughter to get the bad guys off of their backs for good. The end.
K&F Show #48: Our Amazing Review of Better Off Dead: Go that Way, Really Fast. If Something Gets in Your Way, Turn!
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OK, if you have never ever seen this movie before, I (Rob) can tell you all you need to know to want to go watch it: this movie is why Finnegan is Finnegan. Seriously. Check it out. Watch the motive and tell me I’m wrong.
That aside, this move is the story if high school shy guy Layne Meyer, and his desire to win back his long lost girlfriend Beth after she dumped him for the Captain of the High School Ski Team. Along the way Layne befriends the french speaking foreign exchange girl, she fixed his awesome ’67 Camaro so he can finally defeat the Asian brothers in a drag race, and Booger from Revenge of the Nerds delivers the classic line that forever changed America, “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” Oh, and the kid that wants $2 for deliver papers is in it. And so in Winchester from M*A*S*H. And a hamburger plays Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.
K&F Show #47: Mrs Rosco P Coltrane – S3 Episode 8 of The Dukes of Hazzard
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There comes a time in every mans life when he must head out into the world to make his own name, claim his fortune, and find his wife. In the case of Rosco P Coltrane he got to attempt one of those for about 10 minutes before it blew up on him. Some bad guys set up a scam to trick lonely small town Sheriff’s into marrying their pretty lady cohort, only so the afore mentioned bad guys can rob the bank while she, the Sheriff, and the entire town are at their fake wedding. We know, you saw it coming. Everyone saw it coming. Anyway, the Dukes get blamed for the bad stuff, help save the day for Rosco anyway, and the day resets for the next episode like Groundhog’s Day. The General Lee stunts in this are epic.
K&F Show #46: Baa Baa White Sheep – S3 Episode 7 of The Dukes of Hazzard…and welcome to GREATS!
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This is the show of shows, and it could only happen in the 80’s. Boss Hogg meets his long lost identical twin brother, Abraham Lincoln Hogg. It’s not a welcome meeting though, as Abe is the generous and good ying to Boss’s greedy and devious yang. Need more chicanery? Abe wears a black suit and drives a black Caddy convertible. That comes in later. As you have likely already guessed, Boss had a scheme cooked up to steal Abe’s inheritance that now requires of him to impersonate his brother by changing into and out of his clothes multiple times in a broom closet. The General does an epic jump over a car carrier and Daisy runs in slow motion while wearing a particularly stringy tank top. And Bo’s not in this one at all for some reason. Hijinks ensue.
K&F Rating: 10 Mutual Corndogs!
K&F Show #45: Uncle Boss – S3 Episode 6 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
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Dukes Review: Remember Huey Hogg, Boss Hogg’s nephew that filled in for Rosco in Season 2 while he was “at the police academy” (i.e. when James Best was in a contract dispute)? Good memory. He’s back now, only he’s dressed exactly like Boss Hogg and he drives a white VW Bug convertible with steer horns on it. I know. It was the 80’s. They don’t do great hamball stuff like that anymore. Anyway, Boss brings in Huey to frame the Dukes once and for all, because Rosco has always failed at doing so. Huey tries, Huey fails, the cycle repeats, and Daisy has to get a prison photo taken. And the VW ends up hanging from a giant magnet with Boss Hogg in it. Also – for no explained reason – this episode was shot in Season 2 but only aired now (Enos is back, as is Daisy’s Plymouth Road Runner). Hijinks ensue.